Top Ten Resolutions By Your Dog

You know that Fido- set up his resolutions……List your dogs here!
From my dog- Patch a Shih Tzu with passion for his ball.

1. I will attempt to hide the ball in new place from Maggie ( she is annoying & smart)
2. I resolve to get to the water dish before Maggie ( she drinks all the top water)
3. I resolve to make the food goddess give Maggie’s treats to me.
4. I resolve to get the soft spot on bed before Maggie – she always gets it

From Maggie
1. I resolve to find the ball wherever Patch tries to hide it ( he isn’t that smart)
2. I resolve to let Patch think he is getting the best water (he thinks it matters)
3. I resolve to eat all his treats (the food goddess likes me best)
4. I resolve to confuse Patch by laying in the ‘real’ soft spot on the bed

New Year’s Resolutions by our friend Rex-

* I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.
* I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard with it.
* I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am hemorrhaging.
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
* I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.
What is your dogs resolution?

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